I have no words for how grossed out I get when I hear Amy-dubs talk about her “love life”, and yet, it’s totally hard for me to avoid reading everything. Here’s what she has to say about her new beau…

“When I’m with Josh I don’t need drugs to feel good because he makes me feel so amazing.” She then leans forward and whispers cheekily: “We just had sex. . . can’t you tell?” And, in one of the rare moments she ever mentions her husband, Amy reveals: “Blake was rubbish in bed. Do you know what? Almost every time I slept with him it was like I was dead. I don’t know what’s going on with us now and for the time being I’ve just forgotten I’m even married. I’m just here on my own, happy and having a good time with Josh. I’ll deal with Blake when I get back. But our whole marriage was based on doing drugs. So being with someone like Josh is much better for me.”

Like, ew! And Now that the divorce is officially underway, it looks like Amy and Blake will forever be the most disgusting couple that ever was and is no longer… Whew! Maybe Amy is on track for getting healthier and since she has put on some healthy weight, dropped the crazy drug-filled beehive and seems to be “cut free”, this could all be a good sign. I still don’t want to hear about her doing it tho!