**EVEN TIKI BARBER DOESN’T WANT HIS BUTT TO LOOK BIG ALERTZ** OMG, the kids had to design an entire menswear ensemble for football legend Tiki Barber in last night’s MAN-tacular ep of Proj Runz! Seriously, someone at Bravo made like a definitive decision this season to pull out the beefcake. They must have been like “all our viewers are women and gays… so let’s give ‘em a big ole gun show.” And last night they did just that. The male contestants were in towels and the male models in their manties… OKAY! No complaints so far. So, the designer’s big challenge this week was to design a 3-piece outfit for Tiki Barber, the former football running back for the New York Giants turned sportscaster for the Today Show. Needless to say, everyone started freaking out ’cause menswear is n,n,notoriously boring and hard at the same time. And that’s exactly what I thought when Tiki announced the challenge. Let’s make it work!

Okay, seeing Rami, Jack and Kevin parade around the loft in their towels was, well… AHMAHZING. I’m so already completely hooked on this season. And then muscle-mania Jack giving lil’ Christian rides in his tote and piggy back was HI-lar. I can’t get enough of that little Smurf. He cracks my azz up. I also loved that Jack just whipped off his shorts and used them for a pant pattern! And I do think it was smarmy that all the girls were “borrowing” the pattern, but it’s good that Jack let them do it. This early in the game, it’s good to keep your enemies close! But some of those looks were NASTY! And what’s with that Elisa?!? I couldn’t believe she was all like “the only man I touch is my husband.” Oh, just get over yourself and enjoy the boys! All the male modz were pretty spectak! You always see the women models whipping off their clothes at fittings so it was such a special treat to see the guys do it for a change. Honestly, there were so many pecs and abs and boxer briefs flying around that I just couldn’t focus on the fashions. And how about Tiki’s wife Ginny?!? Oooh, what a stone cold betch! Shoulda been the Teeks walking around… sans clothes! Juss sayin’!

I really loved Kit’s look so much… The khakis with that fleece jacket was great. I’d totes wear that. Jack’s ensemble was really impec. I loved the pants and I was pretty happy that Jack won the challenge. I would have picked Kit, but I’m still excited for Jack. Rami’s, I thought was super cute. Very casual-cool! Kevin’s was cute too, totes Euro and I did like Victorya’s white jacket. But then there’s Sweet P’s! Oye, her model was so HAWT, but that shirt was busted! I hated Ricky’s so much. It was soooo boring. DON’T BORE NINA! And for that reason I thought for sure he was gonna be sent home over Carmen’s “scarf” shirt and Member’s Only jacket. I mean, I have no problems with topless boys nor the 80′s. But I think in the end, Carmen’s incomplete look got her sent home and she was auf’d. Buh bye Kelis! Kinda weird tho… Since Jack’s, who won, was also incomplete in that it was only 2 pieces. Oh well, can’t argue with Nina and Michael. Stay tuned next week for more Project Teevz as the designers are paired up in teams for some serious Fight Club action! Fight, fight, fight.