**UGLY SPOILERZ** OMG, the season premiere of Ugly Betty was soooo good. I think it was the best premiere so far, way better than Heroes! Betty is like the cutest character on TV and America Ferrara does such an incred job! She totes deserves her Golden Globe and Emmy!!! Okay we have a lot to discuss! So, Rebexis and Daniel survived the car crash but Rebexis is in a coma and Daniel is still hooked on the dolls, dolls, dolls! Can you even believe when Rebexis came out of the coma that she has amnesia… Like she totes isn’t gonna remember that she’s post-op! Betty’s Dad is still trapped in Mexico and Justin ditched camp to do some fashion consulting at Mode… And poor Betty’s running around trying to keep it all together and not think about her love Harrison in Arizona with that preggerz betch Charlie. It’s pretty clear that Charlie’s baby is soooo the Dentist’s! It was so cute that Betty and Daniel went to Central Park to bury all of Betty’s memorabilia of Harry’s… I can’t believe she parted with the Medieval Times crown! Tears swelling up.
I love too that Mandy’s all chubette after finding out that Faye Sommers is her mother and her “swinging” satin mini robe wearing parents adopted her. Doncha just love that Mark figured out that Dadford is Mandy’s real father too? You know he is… And Mandy just kept popping the M&M’s! JEANZ! Momma Meade is still on the run from breaking out of prison and is hiding out with her bestie in the Hamptons. I loved her crack pot scheme to dress up like a nun or a cat to stop Wilameenz’ wedding with Dadford! Ooh, that Wilameenz is a smartie pants tho… She was on to Momma Meade’s plan all along. And how totally awesome was it to see Hilda and Santos locked up in the bedroom planning their wedding. But to find out it was all a fantasy and that Santos was really dead… OMG, how could they have done that to us, to Hilda. It was the most heartbreaking moment in TV history so see Hilda sitting the bed in the dark crying… It makes me wanna cry just thinking about it again. Defs tears in my beers. But they did throw us a bone at the very end when Harrison got off the bus in Times Square, phew! Best, funniest, sweetest, craziest, most bestest TV show evah! I love Betty!