**DON’T LET THIS RED HAIR FOOL YA SPOILER** Okay, last night’s ep of ANTM was incred… We got some betch cakes served up AND models on a rope! Arncha dying to discuss? Okay, let’s find out what Madamoiselle Tyra and gang were up to on America’s Next Top Model.
OMG, what is up with Red Bangs (the model formerly known as Purple Bangs)? That girl will pick a fight with anything that moves. And last night she honed in on Saleisha! Granted, Saleesh was kinda bragging that she’s done all this modeling, but that Red Bangs is vish! I like when the girls have confidence, but you can’t confuse that with entitlement. And I do think that Red Bangs has some serious issues! Okay, the girls had a mini challenge at Miss Jay’s house of shenanz. She made them wear a straight jacket (’cause they’re all crazy) with some spiked heels and then walk the catwalk. I loved it. I actually thought they all did really good! Burger is defs bringin’ hunch back, fo sure! And how much did you just LOVE Miss Jay’s Florence Nightingale outfit… That one just gets more and more outrageous! So, for their first offish challenge, the girls had to walk a fashion show of constricted style couture gowns by designer Colleen Quen. Again, I thought the girls did really well. Saleesh defs showed Red Bangs up and brought home the prize by winning the challenge. I was really excited for Saleesh! For her prize, she actually gets to walk in Colleen’s debut show at fashion week in Paris. I’m majorly thrilled so, for a model that’s got to be BIG!
Next, for their photo shoot the girls had to dress up all pretty-pretty then were hoisted up on a cable to pose on a rock climbing wall. Get it… The theme this week was being “confined”… Thanks for noting that Tyra! Yet again, I thought all the girls kinda took a pretty decent shots. Yale was my totes fave. Her shot kinda reminded me of a Woody Allen movie poster from the 70′s or something. That Yale is kinda weird tho. I think she’s even weirder than Burger! Oh, how much did you love Burger’s makeover! She really does look amazing. I even loved when Red Bangs agreed that Burger was beautiful and that she has to stop her before she gets too far. Defs a betch cake comment, but I liked it. And I swear, Trya is a totes kook. She’s all like talking in a French accent at panel for no apparent reason and I love that they pointed out that Yale has it in for Twiggy. Oh, I totes want those two to be besties! “What do you think is so unique about me?” I love it! In the bottom two we had Red Bangs (serving up a slice of humble pie) and the spokes person for all the “regular” girls out there, Kimberly. In the end, they sent regular little Kimberly home. I guess her “everyday” girl looks didn’t measure up… And besides, don’t let this red hair fool ya, betches… She can be high fashion! Dang girl!