I swear, when a new Madonna record drops I feel like a friggin’ kid in a candy store. I just want more, more, more! I do get kinda stressed out tho. As a die-hard Madonna fan, I don’t wanna miss a thing. I want to know about all the breaking M news: what she’s wearing, what magazine covers she’ll be on and and who’s got the hottest remixes. Also, living in NYC adds to the craziness. I mean, Madge is here this week rehearsing for her promo gig at the Roseland Ballroom. She even had dinner in my hood last night at Keith McNally’s new hawt spot, Morandi. See, that’s so Madonna, she’s everywhere yet you can’t get to her. It’s so frustrating but I love it all!
Okay, Hard Candy, marks Madge’s 11 offish studio album and (hopefully) her 4th #1 record in a row. She’s ditched her “Hung Up” leotard for some urban hip hop beats with 21st century mega producers Timbaland and Pharrel Williams. M’s so genius. She always manages to put her fingers right on the pulse of the moment! Yeah, girlicious may be pushing 50, but she’s as sexy and hawt as ever! Her suga’s friggin’ RAW! Stick and Sweet!
In my previous Chartopper: Madonna reviews I could only write about each song, but with our fancy BFF blog technology, I can just let her music speak for itself. I hope you enjoy my one stop Madonna listening shop. Please come back for seconds of my all-time fave girl! Love you M!
Candy Shop (Pharrel) What can I say? She’s a one stop candy shop!
4 Minutes w/ Justin Timberlake (Timbz) You know the drill. Only got 4 minz.
Give It 2 Me (Pharrel) The 2nd single. She’s not gonna stop & I believe her!
Heartbeat (Pharrel) We’re back on the dance floor. I feel it in my heartbeat.
Miles Away (Timbz) AHMAHZING! It’s Hard Candy‘s “Don’t Tell Me!”
She’s Not Me (Pharrel) Madonna’s pizzed. Some betch stole her book!
Incredible (Pharrel) S*x with Madonna is incredible… ‘Nuff said!
Beat Goes On w/ Kanye West (Pharrel) Kanye just flew in from gay Paree.
Dance 2night (Timbz) Hey Madonna, JT’s takin’ it to the club. Wanna come?
Spanish Lesson (Pharrel) “La Isla Bonita” for the new millennium.
Devil Wouldn’t Recognize You (Timbz) Someone’s gotta killa costume!
Voices (Timbz) Are you walkin’ that dog or is it walkin’ you?
I give Madonnz’ sweet treat 5 outta 5 lolli’s! Duh, It’s Madonna AND candy! For my complete Chartoppers: Madonna reviews, click here!
Okay pleez don’t kill… but I have to admit that I’m not a huge fan of her new stuff. I miss her unique sound when she pushed boundaries… this all bleeds together when I hear it. I totally agree that she knows how to sell – the woman is a mega star. But between the fact I can’t tell her new songs apart, and her thin physically frame, I’m just not impressed. Her poses all look the same! I know, I know… she is older now. She’s different creatively. But that’s just my big ole opinion!
Love you guys!
comment by Danielle — April 29, 2008
I love Madonna, but Im not big fan of her new album. All of the songs sound similar and bland………….sorry…………….
comment by Kaff Kaff — April 29, 2008
Okay I do have to say that the new stuff sounds a bit over produced and more like the producers and cowriters than the Madge, but after a few times of listening to the album, I know I will love it. There is some of the old style coming through at times and that I love. Overall, it’s fun, and don’t we all need a few minutes of fun every once and whlie. So, to all of you that are not sure, give it another listen, it may grow on ya!
Later guys, You rock!
comment by David — April 29, 2008
I am addicted to “4 Minutes.” Like, crazy addicted. I haven’t gotten a chance to listen to the rest of the album, but it looks good. I am def. planning on buying this the next time I’m in a record store. Love it, Chris! And I love you and your totes-rockin’ Chartopper reviews! xoxo, Bee
comment by Bee — April 30, 2008
madonna, madonna! she’s looks like the madge of the early 90′s
comment by sarah — April 30, 2008
This CD is awesome, i became a madonna fan after i listen to all the songs, my favorite is Give it 2 me and Candy shop, She rocks i think this is her best CD to date ,and im 15 years old and this stuff sonds really cool.
comment by Alberto — August 14, 2008
madonna should be in my history book!
comment by kora — October 17, 2008
hey!!!=)
alo!alo!
comment by Richard — November 13, 2008
I’m also a hardcore Madonna fan! I absolutely love this album. I got to see her perform in Vegas. Needless to say, it was AMAZING!
Thanks for being a fellow fan.
comment by Madison — January 25, 2009
Thanks for the super cute and good idea! I used it today for April Fool’s and my girl’s were thiellrd! They loved it! I linked my blog post to you page! Thank you
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Okay pleez don’t kill… but I have to admit that I’m not a huge fan of her new stuff. I miss her unique sound when she pushed boundaries… this all bleeds together when I hear it. I totally agree that she knows how to sell – the woman is a mega star. But between the fact I can’t tell her new songs apart, and her thin physically frame, I’m just not impressed. Her poses all look the same! I know, I know… she is older now. She’s different creatively. But that’s just my big ole opinion!
Love you guys!
comment by Danielle — April 29, 2008I love Madonna, but Im not big fan of her new album. All of the songs sound similar and bland………….sorry…………….
comment by Kaff Kaff — April 29, 2008Okay I do have to say that the new stuff sounds a bit over produced and more like the producers and cowriters than the Madge, but after a few times of listening to the album, I know I will love it. There is some of the old style coming through at times and that I love. Overall, it’s fun, and don’t we all need a few minutes of fun every once and whlie. So, to all of you that are not sure, give it another listen, it may grow on ya!
comment by David — April 29, 2008Later guys, You rock!
I am addicted to “4 Minutes.” Like, crazy addicted. I haven’t gotten a chance to listen to the rest of the album, but it looks good. I am def. planning on buying this the next time I’m in a record store. Love it, Chris! And I love you and your totes-rockin’ Chartopper reviews! xoxo, Bee
comment by Bee — April 30, 2008madonna, madonna! she’s looks like the madge of the early 90′s
comment by sarah — April 30, 2008This CD is awesome, i became a madonna fan after i listen to all the songs, my favorite is Give it 2 me and Candy shop, She rocks i think this is her best CD to date ,and im 15 years old and this stuff sonds really cool.
comment by Alberto — August 14, 2008madonna should be in my history book!
comment by kora — October 17, 2008hey!!!=)
comment by Richard — November 13, 2008alo!alo!
I’m also a hardcore Madonna fan! I absolutely love this album. I got to see her perform in Vegas. Needless to say, it was AMAZING!
comment by Madison — January 25, 2009Thanks for being a fellow fan.
Thanks for the super cute and good idea! I used it today for April Fool’s and my girl’s were thiellrd! They loved it! I linked my blog post to you page! Thank you
comment by Yomna — February 23, 2012