Wow, Miley Cyrus' topless photo for the new Vanity Fair has really caused a mayjah scandal. I just thought the makeup made her look like a vampire but it's really blown up. First everyone criticized her for posing topless ('cause she's only 15), then Miley apologized, then Vanity Fair and photographer Annie Leibovitz criticized Miley for apologizing. Tennis anyone?!? Now I guess Billy Ray and Tish ducked outta the shoot before the image in question took place and Disney is PIZZED! Damage control time. Disney wants to keep Miley outta the limelight for at least the next 6 months. OMG, do you really think that's possible? She'll just put more bikini shots on her MySpace page and show up at the Sex and the City movie premiere!