**SEE HER JUICY BOOTY GET DOWN ALERTZ** Wow, Wow, Wow! The 10th cycle of America’s Next Top Model has come to a close, the winner has been announced and she’ll be gracing the wickedly awesome cover of Seventeen magazine’s July issue. I’m also ahmahzed that this is our 4th, yes 4th Top Mod winner to be announced here at BFF. We’ve had CrazyDee, Cha-Cha Diva, Saleesh and now WHO will be next? Well, I’ve already given you a big hint so let’s freaky freakin’ find out. Wanna be on top?!?
Okay peeps, we got our top three bad azz hawt mods ready to battle it out at the final gigantic Cover Girl commercial and photo shoot. We’ve got Anya, the effervescent and ethereal beauty from Hawaii with the effed up accent. There’s Fatima, the stunning and strong African girl who faced incredible odds to be here but kinda has no listening skillz. And finally Whitney, the beautiful full-figured ham who takes great pics but maybe isn’t really being herself. Now let’s get down to biz. This Cover Girl ad is gonna be mayjah ’cause we found out that they’re plastering it all over Times Square! That incredible. Okay, the girls get their Cover Girl lines and the memz begin. Anya got really upset. I really felt for her. At this point I knew she was gonna take home the prize so I couldn’t really figure out why she was freaking out. It’s a lot of pressure, I’m sure.
To the Colosseum, let’ go! All the girls were kinda fumbling their lines. I mean, I can’t really blame them, you try saying “last blast brush” when you’re totes exhausted and under extreme pressure. Fatima just rattled off her grocery list in the commercial but her pic looked stunning, Whitterz gave her best Miss America competition but it still seems like she’s being fake and Anya was just a hawt Hawaiian mess. I couldn’t believe Paulina said that she looked dumb. OUCH! You know, I have to admit, I’ve never really like the pics they choose for the Cover Girl ads and these didn’t change my mind. They always seem too fake in the retouching. Totes Frankenshop! I so knew they were gonna call Anya first leaving Whitterz and Fatty in the bottom 2 to sweat it out. I was completely floored when Whitterz’ name got called. They really see potential with her junk in the trunk. Go Whitney!! Seriously, I really think Fatima had a chance of winning. She’s so gorge but there’s that darn stinky attitude of her’s. That refugee is stunning and I’m sure she’ll do just fine in her career. Good Luck Fateemz!
BIG NEWS: We also found out at panel that the girls will be walking in a friggin’ Versace fashion show with looks hand-picked by Donatella herself. OMFG, I had to throw water over my head just to simmer down. But before we do the final, life changing, incredible Versace show, Anya and Whitterz met with our fave editrix, Ann Shoket of Seventeen for their big cover photo shoot. It’s the July issue so it was all red, white and blue with stars and stripes. America the beautiful! I can’t wait for that issue to come out. Only 2 weeks to wait. Okay, are you ready? I present…. The judges on the catwalk. Absolutely loved seeing the judges strut their sugar down the runway. Ty-Ty is such a ham! Let’s stomp it to death, shall we? I have to admit, I thought Anya had it in the bag until I saw her walk. Weak! Lifeless! Boooring! But chubster Whitterz was fiercee. She was workin’ it, big time! Thank gawd she didn’t trip on the pink nightie. I think our large Marge has a shot here. Clapping, clapping! At final panel, the judges agreed, Anya looked stunning, they love her slightly busted nose and angles but she just didn’t quite bring her exuberant energy to the runway. They love Whitterz’ power and energy but thought she was a bit over the top on the runway and missed that pose you’re supposed to do at the end. Both girls have really unique strengths that we’ve never seen on Top Modz before. So Ty-Ty, who’s it gonna be???
America’s Next Top Model is…. WHITNEY! Bigger is Better. Congrats Whitterz! We knew you could do it and we look forward to year of your booty gettin’ down fabulousness. But can we get some awesome “My Life as a Cover Girl” commercials? PLEEEZE! That’s it for me, we had super much fun this season and don’t forget, Top Teevz will be back in Sept with our endless search for more FIERCEEZ as America’s Next Top Model continues!