**PRETTY, PRETTY, HAPPY, HAPPY ALERTZ** Tonight we get insight into Lauren’s psyche – she trusts people she knows she shouldn’t (She-Pratt) hoping that they’ll be good. Whitney witnesses Jessica’s disappearance from People’s Revolution. And Spencer tries using the same brainwashing technique on Stephanie that he used on Heidi during season 2! No one else, no one else can speak the words on your lips.

During class at FIDM Stephanie invites Lauren to her 22nd b-day party at Boulevard 3. LC asks if she can bring baseball player Doug. Stephanie says she thinks athletes are awes. But we already know how much She-Pratt likes ‘em from the promos! Later Lauren lunches with Doug. My tv screen yawned. And then I yawned. No, Doug seems nice and he recognizes that everyone in her life is high dramz! At work Audrina tells Chiara Feist about She-Pratt’s b-day party and about her own sucky b-day experience with Lo – prompting Chiara to volunteer her Lo azz kicking services. Meanwhile, dining at Don Antonio’s, Spencer gets a text from Stephanie asking him if he and Heidi are going to her party. Spencer can’t believe his little sister thinks he’d go to a party that LC is going to. Heidi feels they should go out of familial duty, this Sicilian thing – and then cut Stephanie off.

LC’s crew rolls up on Stephanie’s party. When Audrina stops by to wish the birthday girl well, Lo’s G side emerged (again). She looked so sinister when she said ‘i’m glad we talked’ to Audrina. Put some hater blockers on those evil eyes! I liked Lo before she was living with LC. Speidi tunneled up from the bowels of hell with an insane amount of foil ‘happy birthday’ balloons. Concerned Brody reached for his piece, but decided to leave Boulevard 3 instead. Somebody will go to jail this season, but not tonight, mijo. Frankie left with Brody, and Doug stayed with Lauren. Lo panicked and wanted to leave really bad. LC waited a bit, then calmly left with dignity. Spencer was SO happy that he caught Lauren off guard. Of course she was surprised, Stephanie didn’t even think they were coming! The morning after Stephanie apologized to Lauren about Spencer and Heidi’s surprise appearance. Lauren pointedly told Stephanie that all her friends – (snap, snap, snap) Steph’s not a friend! – tell her not to trust She-Pratt. The rest is still unwritten.