*Ohhhhh gurrrl* This was totes the week of oversharing/arguments on the latest episode of GIRLS.
Wow ok, yes the amount of dramaz and straight up girl/boy fights in this episode was def 50 shades of cray. I would say WAY more action packed than the Superbowl! Let’s get down to the dirty details.
Now that Hannah officially kicked out Elijah (for sleeping with Marnie) she is taking on her independent woman roll as HBIC of the apartment. Complete with a cooking party full of totes awk moments and verbal fights. She was playing nice nice and invited Marnie (not thinking she would actually show up) and Marnie’s ex Charlie and his headband obsessed new girlfran Audrey. Basically they get in a 3 way fight and Charlie calls Marnie’s new artist BF Jonathan a “Ewok in capri pants”. Kind of my fave line ever.
Meanwhile, Jessa goes to an upscale dinner with Thomas-John and his super waspy, judgy parents. She’s her normal free-spirited self, revealing that yes, she did totes have a heroin addiction, dropped out of college, and went to rehab. They were uh, I guess, extremely surprised in his new choice of a wife. This turned into an explosive, relationship ending argument back at Thomas-John’s super swank apartment, in which he called Jessa a “dumb hipster”. Her comeback, a punch to the face. You tell’em girl.
Last but not least, my little innocent naive Shoshanna, arriving late to Hannah’s dinner party. She tried to make up some crazy elaborate excuse but really her and Ray were gettin bizzzaaayy beforehand. But the real mind blower was when she realized during dinner that yes, Ray was living with her, and somehow she wasn’t aware of that. And when he wasn’t crashing at her pad, he was living full time in his car. Yeeeesh. Bummer summer. After all is said and done, they both confessed their loved for one another (awwww) waiting for the L train. Totally been there done that.
Grand finale, Hannah and Jessa taking a bath together, singing “Wonderwall” by Oasis, and Jessa blowing a snot bubble into the bath water. Gotta love that girl.