Definitely did not spend most of the weekend sitting in bed, rewatching the 30 Rock Series Finale, eating cookies, and crying about it. Totally didn't do that.
But if I had, I could then celebrate today's "National Create a Vacuum Day" not by a feat of science but by picking up a Zamboni Mini Vacuum and clean up all those dang crumbs. That totally aren't from all the cookies I didn't eat.
Fur Realz...
