**HOLD HER PURSE JUST BEING IN CHURCH GOING, “YES LORD” ALERTZ**This week the Top Modz fly to Auckland New Zealand. Please don’t ever change the tiny pictures sitting in the plane windows, ANTM. Luxurious wasn’t the first word that came to mind when we saw the First Class seats. André Leon Talley called them “Little Victorian Coffins” on the Martha Stewart Show. Indeed they were!
Angelea and Krista flew the twenty-two hour flight lounging in First Class little Victorian coffins while the others rough it in normal Coach seats. Straight off the flight, Miss J sends them on Go-Sees. Not Cool! They all have the ‘Motor To the Farthest Place First’ strategy and are running into each other all over. Angelea has the height and build that appeals to all the designers and ‘books’ the six jobs. Alasia is forty five minutes late to the final meeting place. What was with Alasia’s walk? Paging Miss J!! We have an emergency! Krista did okay - she has the height for runway and a good walk, but she arrived three minutes late. As the winner of last week’s Shoot Krista still got to winz one garment from each designer along with Angelea. The real prize was still to come. The models were allowed the dignity of exercising basic hygiene (a shower)!
This Shoot was the best this Cycle. That’s not saying much. Nigel was their countryside Photographer. He captured such an epic gothic pastoral - complete with a handsome sheep named Prince! The Models were all working the same sweeping black gown. So glad Nigel shot this if for no other reason than he had to suffer the experience that is Angelea’s and Alasia‘s Wuthering Heights. Now he knows our pain. At Judging, Nigel had glowing things to say about Alexandra and ‘gorgeous film’ Raina. Tyra likes that inhale face that Alexandra did. Just guessing we’d all be breathing through our mouth if we were snuggled up to Prince. Animal-phobe Krista really committed to posing with Prince, she is called First. Then Alexandra & Raina (yay!) For the first time, the Judges aren’t loving Angelea. She does a strange mime of entering ‘da club’ in the dress she won. Make…it…stop. Fear spreads through the Judging Panel. Angelea crumbles, but is still in the running. Take bad news like a man/woman! Commercial Jessica and Uninspiring Alasia are the Bottom Two. Alasia is no longer in the running to be America’s Next Top Model.
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