**LIKE LIVING IN A NIGHTMARE ALERTZ** Rach dreams of the South of France, a caftan and tonz of jewelry. But she thinks it’d leave her empty. She asks RZ’s prezzie, Babe, to rub her pedicured feet. Rodge obliges, making a stank face whence he catches a whiff. He, in grey (again), says she’s so predictable. Sometimes she surprises us, in a black bath robe.
Rach, in leather and Chanel, is styling a Major Bardot Moment for Love magazine shot by Doug Inglish with modèle Ginta. Brad experiences clothing rack dramz all over this Malibu house, in nautical striped A.A. sweater. Look1 – amazing gold fringe. Teetering under “Ten tonz of Chanel” Rach can’t find the nude corset body suit! Jordan finds it…on the rack. Braditude wants to call a taxi (wonders if he is turning into Tay.) Look2 – Dolce & Gabbana body suit, high white boots and Gucci fur. Look3- a Leopard Moment. Look4 – fair-flattering grey Chanel and D&G. It’s a wrap!
Rach is in New York (in new Chloe sunnies) styling clients for the Met Ball. H.R.H of fashion Marc Jacobs invited Rach to be his Princess. Finding final looks for Kate (Stella McCartney, Roger Vivier clutch and Fred Leighton jewels), Annie, Demi (Lanvin, Casadei peep-toes and Lanvin clutch) and Eva (Dolce & Gabbana, Verdura jewels, Wagner pumps by Brian Atwood.) Rach & Rodge, in bathrobes, have umpteenth tiff. Rach shuffles to B’s room, oversized lattes in hand. Climbs in with B. Rattles off their sched before he’s gotten the sleepies out of his eyes = Brad’s nightmare. Piperlime meeting in 21 minz. No need to shower. B’s well-dressed in sleepwear and argyle socks. Just add a bowtie! Rachel and B have a friendly competish at Annie’s Met fitting (Valentino dress, Bulgari jewels) That night, Pam cries looking at her little sister. Rach has luggage (Louis Vuitton) under her eyes. Day of the Met Ball. Rach tries on the daisy print, silk taffeta Marc dress they sent over. So not her. Second Option is an incredible mustard yellow velvet Grecian goddess.
In L.A. Rach has a doctors appointment…for females. Rodge tells Rach to take off her vintage sunnies, childishly stamps his own hand. First step is a blood test. Rach doesn’t want a blood test asap. Rodge: Why would you wait? She needs some air, in a vintage YSL scarf. Rach knows they’ll be parents. Rodge, in a Lakers plaid shirt, embraces her.
Another oddly fashion-light ep. What did you think about this Season of RZP?
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Hmm…I was not bowled over, I hate to say. It was like whine-fest the whole season, actually, dotted by a few fashion moments. WTH is Brad’s problem? His idea of hard work and mine are two different things. I’m sure it’s not an easy (or conventional) job, but look at what he gets to do! If he truly loves fashion, then I don’t know that he could be in a better place of employment. It did sort of seem like he was becoming Tay Redux whilst doing his Pilates. Will he be around for next season? Maybe not, I’m thinking. And if Rachel really wanted to have a baby, then I think she would have had one by now. It’s called a self-fulfilling prophecy. She’s going to work long enough so that she physically can’t have a baby because of her age and then say, “Whoops. I’m too old. Sorry, Babe.” What?! You know she smokes like a freight train, too. (Look at the lines around her lips.) She probably really IS afraid of getting fat, as Joey mentioned. I’m not trying to rain hate-orade on this finale, but it was so random. The way it ended was just weird. Does anyone else agree?
comment by Tommy — September 22, 2010i agree with your thoughts on what was disappointing this season, tommy. weird how everyone in their circle talk about surrogacy like it’s jetsons fancifulness. i hope rach can turn that corner and be blessed with a life-enriching baby. here’s to rzp season 4 – featuring scarlet begonia, in infant burbery. speaking of fashion moments, i see there is a fred flare sweater cutely named after you
what an honor! xoxo, sj
comment by sarah — September 22, 2010For real! Having a surrogate is not like having a hovercraft.
Plus, I wish we had a better idea of what (if anything) that Babe does all day. I’m pretty sure he needs Rachel to keep working and bringing home the bacon. Turkey bacon. And I didn’t see that sweater until you mentioned it. Do you really think it’s named for moi?
comment by Tommy — September 23, 2010