**LIKE LIVING IN A NIGHTMARE ALERTZ** Rach dreams of the South of France, a caftan and tonz of jewelry. But she thinks it’d leave her empty. She asks RZ’s prezzie, Babe, to rub her pedicured feet. Rodge obliges, making a stank face whence he catches a whiff. He, in grey (again), says she’s so predictable. Sometimes she surprises us, in a black bath robe.
Rach, in leather and Chanel, is styling a Major Bardot Moment for Love magazine shot by Doug Inglish with modèle Ginta. Brad experiences clothing rack dramz all over this Malibu house, in nautical striped A.A. sweater. Look1 - amazing gold fringe. Teetering under “Ten tonz of Chanel” Rach can’t find the nude corset body suit! Jordan finds it…on the rack. Braditude wants to call a taxi (wonders if he is turning into Tay.) Look2 - Dolce & Gabbana body suit, high white boots and Gucci fur. Look3- a Leopard Moment. Look4 - fair-flattering grey Chanel and D&G. It’s a wrap!
Rach is in New York (in new Chloe sunnies) styling clients for the Met Ball. H.R.H of fashion Marc Jacobs invited Rach to be his Princess. Finding final looks for Kate (Stella McCartney, Roger Vivier clutch and Fred Leighton jewels), Annie, Demi (Lanvin, Casadei peep-toes and Lanvin clutch) and Eva (Dolce & Gabbana, Verdura jewels, Wagner pumps by Brian Atwood.) Rach & Rodge, in bathrobes, have umpteenth tiff. Rach shuffles to B’s room, oversized lattes in hand. Climbs in with B. Rattles off their sched before he’s gotten the sleepies out of his eyes = Brad’s nightmare. Piperlime meeting in 21 minz. No need to shower. B’s well-dressed in sleepwear and argyle socks. Just add a bowtie! Rachel and B have a friendly competish at Annie’s Met fitting (Valentino dress, Bulgari jewels) That night, Pam cries looking at her little sister. Rach has luggage (Louis Vuitton) under her eyes. Day of the Met Ball. Rach tries on the daisy print, silk taffeta Marc dress they sent over. So not her. Second Option is an incredible mustard yellow velvet Grecian goddess.
In L.A. Rach has a doctors appointment…for females. Rodge tells Rach to take off her vintage sunnies, childishly stamps his own hand. First step is a blood test. Rach doesn’t want a blood test asap. Rodge: Why would you wait? She needs some air, in a vintage YSL scarf. Rach knows they’ll be parents. Rodge, in a Lakers plaid shirt, embraces her.
Another oddly fashion-light ep. What did you think about this Season of RZP?