**POSEN! ALERTZ** Runway Diva Extraordinaire Miss J’ surprises the Top Modz at home. They’re having a Runway Challenge the next day. He introduces them to the designer they’ll be wearing, Zac Posen. They’ll be presenting Zac’s Fall 2010 Saks Fifth Ave. exclusive line Z Spoke. Chelsey is a HUGE Posen fan.

Our Top Modz will be walking with “Real Models” (more like hired actresses), that Miss J’ instructs to be mean as a test of our Modz’ composure. The “Real Models” are super-betchy and I kinda wanted one of our Modz to put a bully in their place. Liz held it in, only miming a “She’s crazy”. Chris came close. She woulda hurt someone with her wedge lace-up booties over grey knit tights but she had a Catwalk waiting. I love Zac’s sunnies. They look great on Liz and Chelsey. Zac says, tho she had a panic moment backstage before she went out, Ann is rare. And that rarity is the definition of luxury for him. It’s a very powerful thing to have. Ann has to work on confidence. Zac loved Chelsey’s smooth walk. Chelsey WINZ five Z Spoke looks! Fun when a prize is going to someone totally lavishing in its American Sportswear separates amusingness.

The next day, Mister J’ surprises the Modz at their house with Nigel. They’re shooting their first commercial outside their front door on Venice beach. The product is faux, H2T (head to toe – as in modeling) Water. Its hydrating ingredients include iguanas, Corona and chromium. This commercial is ridiculous. It’s silly to try and have an unbroken shot on roller skates while delivering lines…and dangerous. Ann falls. Jane almost wiped out. She had a Lacrosse scholarship to Princeton but hasn’t roller skated since sixth grade. Something about roller skating in American Apparel shorts and being kissed upsets Kayla. She confides in Mister J’ and later the other Modz that when she was 11 she was sexually abused for a year and a half. She’s urged to seek help. (How about some in-house therapy for our Modz?) Cheesy Chris has the best commercial. Runner up for best commercial is had-a-moment Jane. Then wooden Chelsey. Kayla – the Judges loved her Fergie styling. The next name I’m going to call is nervous laughter Liz. Will beautifully awkward Ann and blah Esther please step forward? Esther is no longer in the running to be America’s Next Top Model.

How did you like the Z Spoke show? Do you think Chris had the best take? Were you nervous for Bottom Two Ann?