If
you happened to phone fredflare.com after 5pm this past summer, we’re
so sorry we missed your call. We were probably out hula hooping in
the driveway! We’ve become rather obsessed with the Wave Hoop
made by Maui Toys which, mysteriously, is located not in Maui proper
but in Ohio. No matter. We’re more than happy to overlook this
discrepancy because the hoops themselves are so magical and sparkly
fantastic!!!!!
What makes the Wave so life-changing, you ask? Well, we’ll
tell you! Maui’s Wave Hoops have a unique, patented design
that has ‘em filled with purified water to give you the smoothest,
most awesomest ride in town. Even the not-so-coordinated can easily
master some hot hoop moves with this glittery, smiley-faced delight!
In fact, here’s what you do: buy ten or so, bring ‘em
to work and have a boombox ready with jams like “Crazy in Love,” No
Doubt’s “It’s My Life” and lots of Kylie
Minogue. Then, when you find your department getting really stressed
out, take action. When the going gets tough, the tough get hooping!
Productivity and morale will go sky high! Your boss is so giving
you a promotion after this brilliant scheme… No need to thank
us.
Okay, seriously, please go out and buy a Wave Hoop today just because
it will make you so happy. We’ll even reimburse you for it
with this super special offer: email keith@fredflare.com a picture
of you hula hooping and we’ll send you a fredflare.com gift
certificate for $10 off your next $50 purchase. (Hurry! This offer
expires on 10/15/04) Thanks so much for visiting fredflare.com. We’re
hooping to hear to hear from you soon!